Saturday, 25 August 2018

Last Man Standing


I was wondering how the three main protagonists in this week’s political meltdown might be feeling the morning after the night before, and can only guess what the conversations were around the breakfast table this morning. Despite what you think of the man, Malcolm Turnbull conducted himself with dignity and was upbeat in defeat in his farewell speech, and given time I have no doubt he’ll pick himself up and reinvent himself with not too much trouble.

Whether he wanted the weight of responsibility of the top job or not, Scott Morrison came out of the fray victorious with clean hands, having had no part in the initial underhanded coup, but his credentials as a real leader are yet to be tested. Peter Dutton on the other hand has backed himself into an unenviable corner, probably feeling somewhat shell-shocked and wondering where it all went so wrong, and I doubt there will be anyone game enough to share that space with him now the dust has settled. Whether he’s committed political suicide remains to be seen, but wherever he’s crawled to lick his wounds, I suggest he stay there for a good while.

Then again, maybe the Party could stick him in a boat and set him adrift and see if there’s anyone compassionate enough to accept him without first serving a very long time in No Man’s Land trying to convince the powers that be he’s not a threat to the stability of the country.

To the lilting strains of Abraham, Martin and John, I can just hear the Ginger Nut Gallery singing “Has anybody here, seen my old friend Malcolm, can you tell me where he’s gone……” so on this Saturday Malcolm, Peter and Scott front the cameras and put on brave faces.




One deposed
One out in the cold
One smiling



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